True crime fans, take note. This post is for you...and is probably the strangest of the events of 1810 we’ll be looking at. Ready?
George III’s fifth son Ernest,
Duke of Cumberland, was one of the least popular of the king’s unpopular sons.
Unlike most of his brothers who were on the plump side, Ernest took after his
mother and was rail-thin; a saber cut down one side of his face, received when
he fought the French in Holland at the Battle of Tournai, gave him a rather
sinister appearance despite his handsome features. And unlike all his brothers,
he was an avowed Tory and never dabbled in Whiggism or any liberal causes,
being particularly opposed to Catholic Emancipation. He had an unpleasant reputation
from his Army days as being a savage disciplinarian, and rumors about his
personal life were rife.
But those rumors were nothing compared
to the gossip that ricocheted around London after the wee hours of May 31,
1810--206 years ago this very day.
Ew.
So what had actually happened?
The jury called to hear the incident's inquest found, on
weighing the extensive testimony and physical evidence, that Sellis had
attacked his master and then committed suicide. Based on the accounts given by
all the servants, that was probably what happened, though we’ll never know what
inspired the attack.
But public opinion whispered
otherwise—remember how disliked the Duke was? It was rumored that the Duke had
seduced Sellis’s wife, and murdered Sellis when the valet threatened to go public with
his knowledge, then arranged matters to look as though he had been attacked
instead. Other rumors postulated an affair between the Duke and Sellis, and
that the Duke had murdered him when he threatened blackmail, while others
favored the theory that Sellis had discovered an affair between the Duke and his other valet, and was murdered by the Duke in order to keep the affair secret.
Some who accepted that Sellis had indeed attempted to murder his master
suggested that he had done so in revenge for the Duke’s seduction of his wife. Others
guessed that he was tired of the Duke’s constant stream of anti-Catholic jokes
and mockery (Sellis was Catholic) and had simply had enough.
The Duke survived, though it
took months for him to recover (his brain could actually be seen through one of
the wounds in his head, and his thumb had nearly been severed by the sabre.) His
reputation, however, never recovered, and he would go on to be accused of even
worse things, such as being the father of his own sister’s illegitimate child
and of scheming to bring about the death of his niece Victoria, who until she
had children was all that stood between the Duke and the crown.
Makes the royal scandals of
today look pretty tame, doesn’t it?
(Image "SELLIS/ The Italian Assassin Attempting to Murder H.R.H. The Duke of Cumberland" by George Cruikshank, from the Rosenbach Collection of the Free Library of Philadelphia)
(Image "SELLIS/ The Italian Assassin Attempting to Murder H.R.H. The Duke of Cumberland" by George Cruikshank, from the Rosenbach Collection of the Free Library of Philadelphia)